Because new technology allows us to make complete garbage in less than 15 minutes...here's last night's "24", family-friendly style, with 85% less torture...
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Categories
- Ancient Wisdom for No One in Particular (10)
- Artwork That Could Only Be Produced by "Windows Paint" (9)
- Because I Just Kinda Felt Like It, and I'd Like to See You Stop Me (24)
- Boo Ya, Readers! Mwa-ha-ha! Woot-woot! (23)
- Cries for Help (31)
- Dep't of Things You Saw Coming (53)
- Did I Just Say That? (7)
- Entries About Me Losing at Things in a Global Fashion (5)
- Entries Offensive to the French (15)
- Entries that Directly Confront My Readership and Essentially Put It in Their Face (2)
- Entries that Directly Confront My Readership and Essentially Put It in Their Faces (2)
- Entries that Will Amuse Me Because No One Else Will "Get" (2)
- From Flanders to Reality in 60 Seconds (6)
- from the archive (19)
- General Essays on Futile Attempts to Coach Flag Football in Palm Beach Gardens (1)
- Gird Yourself for Some Haunting Album Covers (5)
- Help for Visionary Leaders of Leading Leaders (14)
- I Just Lost My Last Cool Point (16)
- I Think I'm Getting a Little Sick (12)
- If Jesus Had a Blog (4)
- Ironically, This Will be Widely Misunderstood (11)
- It's a Newborn Baby Aardvark (1)
- It's Not Surprising I Got Kicked Off TBN (4)
- Libraries with James Bond-Related Paraphernalia and Sputniks and Such (1)
- Lists that Unfairly Exclude Sufjan Stevens (2)
- Maybe if I Say It THIS Way, You'll Finally See I'm Exactly Right (3)
- Misguided Analyses (15)
- modest proposals (1)
- Modest Proposals, Etc. (9)
- Okay, well: Try and Disagree with THIS (7)
- Paul Cussed, Too -- It's in the Bible (4)
- Polls that Give the Naive the Belief that I Care (1)
- Posts About How I Thought About It, and Yes, I'd Like to Be Shot by Jack Bauer (2)
- Posts I'm Just as Offended By as You (34)
- Posts Regarding Otters, and the Little Way They Hold Paws Like That (3)
- Posts that Accidentally Veer into Being Helpful (4)
- Posts that Show Actual Cutaway Pictures of My Actual Brain, etc. (1)
- Posts that Use Python Pics but Really Don't Have Anything to Do with Monty Python (1)
- Posts that Will Cost Me Future Jobs at the ACLU (9)
- Posts that Will Cost Me the Democratic Nomination (14)
- Rosie Wouldn't Understand, Really (3)
- Scholars Will be Hosting Symposia to Unpack the Meaning of this Post (20)
- Stolen from Chesterton, But He's Dead So What's He Going to Do (5)
- Stolen from Richard John Neuhaus, Who's Alive but is Too Nice to Sue Probably (5)
- Stuff Alasdair MacIntyre Probably Hasn't Written About Yet (9)
- Stuff I Posted Without Fully Understanding (18)
- Stuff I Should've Written a Long Time Ago But Was Too Busy Playing Ghost Recon 2 (2)
- Supposed to Be Funny, But Isn't, Really, If You Think About It (7)
- That's Right: Snuggling Nigerian Dwarf Milk Goats. (1)
- Things I Posted Because My Finger is Killing Me (2)
- Things I Should Have Edited Better (16)
- Things I'm Probably Saying to Make the "Uncle Jessie" Jokes Stop (8)
- Things Somehow Written Without the Benefit of Drugs (17)
- Things Someone Will Forward to Homeland Security (23)
- Things that Amply Demonstrate Why I'm Not Writing fro Relevant Magazine (23)
- Things That Will Be Used Against Me Later (13)
- Things That, Ironically, Will Also Be Misunderstood (4)
- Things Written With the Benefit of Drugs (11)
- Unhelpful Sarcasm (15)
- Walrus-Themed Posts (1)
People Local Enough to Be REAL Tired of Me
Actual "Photographic" Images
- Because there's nothing more fun than forcing people to look at your own photo albums, here's an online version. I can't force you to look at it. I can't even force myself to think you'd want to. But here it is. Oh, the places you'll go!
People I Think Will Still Talk to Me
- "Intern" Andrew
- A Woman Allegedly Named "Kat"
- Aaron Walls
- Alan Hirsch
- Alice the Demanding Brit
- Anti-Itch Meditation
- Are We Still Cool?
- Are We There Yet?
- Awaken Me
- Becky Tschamler
- Below a Time
- Big Ear Creations
- Bill Kinnon
- Borrowed Breath
- Brandy
- Brian Seay
- Brody Harper
- Caparoon
- Charlie Park
- Chris, Who Never Posts
- Daniel Whittington
- David McQueen
- Don Follis
- Doug Hannah
- Eric Ravenscraft
- Euphrony
- Fayola "Don't Call Me Fayola" Shakes
- Gradual Dazzle
- Greg Hunt
- Greg Laughery
- Heidi Turner
- Internet Monk
- Isaiah543
- Jackie
- Jeff Elbel
- Jeff McQuilken
- Jeff Oien
- John Santic
- Jon Reid
- jslweb.com
- Justin Landis
- Justin Patton
- Kim Bontrager
- Kingdom Come
- Kool Daze
- LaneBlog
- Lori, Seattle's Radio Queen
- Michael Sadowski
- Mike Ogden
- MilkFusion
- Mission Territory
- My Brother Darin
- My Friend Amy's Blog
- Naked Pastor
- Nancy Purdy
- Philosophy Over Coffee
- Professor Rich "McHale" Martin
- Reimagining Church -- Frank Viola
- RevJeff
- Scott "Scott Michaels" Michaels
- Seth Ward
- Sharla Hansen
- Shaun Groves
- Soebs
- Sojourner's Song
- Sonja
- Spence Smith
- Spiritual Tramp
- Steven M. Russell
- Steven Russell
- Strange Culture
- The Parable Life
- Toad the Midwestern Monk
- Todd Hawkins
- Towards Hope
- Warren's Whimsical Webzine
- Woodshavings
- Zach Nielsen