We gave the forecast. "It'll be warmer than it should be for this time of year," we said. "Normally, the high is 72, but today, a high of 82."
Caller: You know, I was really disappointed to hear your forecast.
It's not going to be "warmer than it should be", because God ordains the weather, and it's going to be exactly what He wants it to be today.
Very disappointing.
Us: All-righty...
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This morning, I played the accordion on two songs: "A song you can hear on this station, or if you prefer, an 80s tune" for an always-awkward, try-and-sing-along-type bit. Callers tried them both.
Caller, afterward: You know, I noticed you sounded a lot more practiced when you did the 80s song.
Me: Uh..."Danger Zone", by Kenny Loggins?
Caller: Yes. It was very disappointing that you didn't play the Godly song as well as you play the worldly songs. You apparently don't practice the songs, unless it's a worldly song.
Me: ...
Caller: I'm really disappointed at what this station is doing, glorifying worldly things.
Me: ...with my accordion?
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Caller: I listen every day, from 7 to 8 a.m., and I just want to say I have yet to hear you say anything about Florida's quarterback Tim Tebow, and his father's incredible ministry.
Me: Tim...Tebow...?
Caller: It's really disappointing.
Me: Well...actually, now that I think about it, I have talked about Tim Tebow before, and the "John 3:16" thing. That was on the last show, even.
Caller: Yeah, but it wasn't between 7 and 8.
