Quick Vick Quiz: What should happen to Michael Vick, who hosted dogfights?
A. He should be fined, placed on probation and suspended a couple games.
B. He should be immediately euthanized, mocked, spat upon, euthanized again; the NFL should be disbanded, his grave should be exhumed, he should then be sued, booed, and re-buried beneath the Georgia Dome, which is then ceremoniously burned to the ground. And then he should be booed again.
I was thinking "A", but I watch ESPN, and everyone's pretty fancy on "B". One Atlanta writer actually said Vick's action was worse than Chris Benoit's, a rassler who killed his family, then himself. Wow.
Note to Vick, who's an avid reader of Kamp Krusty: Next time, think PIGS. Yes, they're smarter than dogs, but they're Yum City. Yum City means we can torture them en masse and help ourselves to some cheap pork, while we're posturing about your evil deeds. I know it's cheap because I saw it advertised on ESPN.
Meantime, I hope you learned your lesson, and average 150 yards rushing this year.
