I Made This Myself
Check it out. You can go to this site here and make your own "motivational posters."
Limitless possibilties, and then they'll actually print it and frame it for you. I hand-crafted this one.
Pizza? Now THAT's What I Call a Taco!
I haven't been posting, because typing hurts.
Long story, but I mashed my finger in a very significant way. It's cool, sure, because I can gross people out, but it really hurts.
Meantime, a modern SNL classic:
People Local Enough to Be REAL Tired of Me
Actual "Photographic" Images
Because there's nothing more fun than forcing people to look at your own photo albums, here's an online version. I can't force you to look at it. I can't even force myself to think you'd want to. But here it is. Oh, the places you'll go!
Categories
- Ancient Wisdom for No One in Particular
- Artwork That Could Only Be Produced by "Windows Paint"
- Because I Just Kinda Felt Like It, and I'd Like to See You Stop Me
- Boo Ya, Readers! Mwa-ha-ha! Woot-woot!
- Cries for Help
- Dep't of Things You Saw Coming
- Did I Just Say That?
- Entries About Me Losing at Things in a Global Fashion
- Entries Offensive to the French
- Entries that Directly Confront My Readership and Essentially Put It in Their Faces
- Entries that Will Amuse Me Because No One Else Will "Get"
- From Flanders to Reality in 60 Seconds
- from the archive
- General Essays on Futile Attempts to Coach Flag Football in Palm Beach Gardens
- Gird Yourself for Some Haunting Album Covers
- Help for Visionary Leaders of Leading Leaders
- I Just Lost My Last Cool Point
- I Think I'm Getting a Little Sick
- If Jesus Had a Blog
- Ironically, This Will be Widely Misunderstood
- Lists that Unfairly Exclude Sufjan Stevens
- Maybe if I Say It THIS Way, You'll Finally See I'm Exactly Right
- Misguided Analyses
- modest proposals
- Modest Proposals, Etc.
- Okay, well: Try and Disagree with THIS
- Paul Cussed, Too -- It's in the Bible
- Polls that Give the Naive the Belief that I Care
- Posts About How I Thought About It, and Yes, I'd Like to Be Shot by Jack Bauer
- Posts I'm Just as Offended By as You
- Posts Regarding Otters, and the Little Way They Hold Paws Like That
- Posts that Accidentally Veer into Being Helpful
- Posts that Show Actual Cutaway Pictures of My Actual Brain, etc.
- Posts that Use Python Pics but Really Don't Have Anything to Do with Monty Python
- Posts that Will Cost Me Future Jobs at the ACLU
- Posts that Will Cost Me the Democratic Nomination
- Rosie Wouldn't Understand, Really
- Scholars Will be Hosting Symposia to Unpack the Meaning of this Post
- Stolen from Chesterton, But He's Dead So What's He Going to Do
- Stolen from Richard John Neuhaus, Who's Alive but is Too Nice to Sue Probably
- Stuff Alasdair MacIntyre Probably Hasn't Written About Yet
- Stuff I Posted Without Fully Understanding
- Supposed to Be Funny, But Isn't, Really, If You Think About It
- That's Right: Snuggling Nigerian Dwarf Milk Goats.
- Things I Posted Because My Finger is Killing Me
- Things I Should Have Edited Better
- Things I'm Probably Saying to Make the "Uncle Jessie" Jokes Stop
- Things Somehow Written Without the Benefit of Drugs
- Things Someone Will Forward to Homeland Security
- Things that Amply Demonstrate Why I'm Not Writing fro Relevant Magazine
- Things That Will Be Used Against Me Later
- Things That, Ironically, Will Also Be Misunderstood
- Things Written With the Benefit of Drugs
- Unhelpful Sarcasm
People I Think Will Still Talk to Me
- "Intern" Andrew
- A Woman Allegedly Named "Kat"
- Aaron Walls
- Alan Hirsch
- Alice the Demanding Brit
- Anti-Itch Meditation
- Are We Still Cool?
- Are We There Yet?
- Awaken Me
- Becky Tschamler
- Below a Time
- Big Ear Creations
- Bill Kinnon
- Borrowed Breath
- Brandy
- Brian Seay
- Brody Harper
- Caparoon
- Charlie Park
- Chris, Who Never Posts
- Daniel Whittington
- David McQueen
- Don Follis
- Doug Hannah
- Eric Ravenscraft
- Euphrony
- Fayola "Don't Call Me Fayola" Shakes
- Gradual Dazzle
- Greg Hunt
- Greg Laughery
- Heidi Turner
- Internet Monk
- Isaiah543
- Jackie
- Jeff Elbel
- Jeff McQuilken
- Jeff Oien
- John Santic
- Jon Reid
- jslweb.com
- Justin Landis
- Justin Patton
- Kim Bontrager
- Kingdom Come
- Kool Daze
- LaneBlog
- Lori, Seattle's Radio Queen
- Michael Sadowski
- Mike Ogden
- MilkFusion
- Mission Territory
- My Brother Darin
- My Friend Amy's Blog
- Naked Pastor
- Nancy Purdy
- Philosophy Over Coffee
- Professor Rich "McHale" Martin
- RevJeff
- Scott "Scott Michaels" Michaels
- Seth Ward
- Sharla Hansen
- Shaun Groves
- Soebs
- Sojourner's Song
- Sonja
- Spence Smith
- Spiritual Tramp
- Steven M. Russell
- Steven Russell
- Strange Culture
- The Parable Life
- Toad the Midwestern Monk
- Todd Hawkins
- Towards Hope
- Warren's Whimsical Webzine
- Woodshavings
- Zach Nielsen
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