I haven't been posting, because typing hurts.
Long story, but I mashed my finger in a very significant way. It's cool, sure, because I can gross people out, but it really hurts.
Meantime, a modern SNL classic:
Because there's nothing more fun than forcing people to look at your own photo albums, here's an online version.
I can't force you to look at it. I can't even force myself to think you'd want to. But here it is.
Oh, the places you'll go!