Letters from Kamp Krusty

No Offense, But You -- and Your Family? Losers.

We won lab coats.

We went to the open house for the Scripps Institute, now open next to Kamp Krusty.  And we answered some science-y questions, and we won our own lab coats. 

Have you won lab coats?  Answer:  No.  Have your children?  No.

("Oh, but Brant, I don't have any kids, so -- " Whatever.  Point is, when you do have them, they won't win lab coats.)

("Oh, but Brant, I am a scientist or doctor, and I have my own lab coat, so -- "  Whatever.  You didn't "win" it.  You just went to school for an extra 12 years without getting kicked out.  Ooh.  Big man.  Congrats.)

We won lab coats.

I'm Fixin' to Start Posting Again. Starting Tomorrow. Seriously.