We went to the open house for the Scripps Institute, now open next to Kamp Krusty. And we answered some science-y questions, and we won our own lab coats.
Have you won lab coats? Answer: No. Have your children? No.
("Oh, but Brant, I don't have any kids, so -- " Whatever. Point is, when you do have them, they won't win lab coats.)
("Oh, but Brant, I am a scientist or doctor, and I have my own lab coat, so -- " Whatever. You didn't "win" it. You just went to school for an extra 12 years without getting kicked out. Ooh. Big man. Congrats.)
We won lab coats.