If you are a man in his 30s without his kids at a theme park do not bother to ask at the entrance if they rent out other kids because they will not do that and that is all there is to it.
I'm also staying at "Universal Studios". It's neat. And it has the fake facade of a real Hollywood studio, which is where they have the real facades of real places where they make pretend real things that are fake. And yesterday, I was at Disney's real version of a fake Hollywood Studio, which is a facsimile of the fake real facade at Universal which imitates the real facade of the real place where they make pretend-real fake things.
I'm at a Christian Music Event.
We were backstage, behind the real facade of the actual stage at the fake place that imitates the real place of pretend-real stuff, and Toby "Mac" was there, too, and he played us some of his new music, which is "the bomb" and he also introduced us all to Chris Tomlin, who's a nice little guy who wrote a very pretty new Christmas song. And Jon Foreman, too, who's a nice little guy who writes other songs came out and said some things about Victor Frankl and the holocaust.
I had a veggie-burger last night. And some fries. Fries cost $43, but dollars are just imaginary really because this kingdom is magic.
Yesterday, the Universal people drove me to their radio studio in the early morning to host a show and I made them stop the van because I felt kinda car-sick and everybody got out in this really neat little fake "Main Street" area with park benches and lamp posts and stuff and I bent over and threw up twice and it was empty at that hour so the noise echoed.
There's a fake full-sized airplane in my swimming pool.