Dear Female-Type Human People,
We know you have a lot to worry about. Please take one thing off your list: Nobody cares about your dumb arms.
We guys don't, I mean. I'm sorry. We don't think Michelle Obama's arms are "sexy", because we don't think anyone's arms are sexy. We don't say "sexy" very much, and never once have we paired the word with "arms".
I am a guy. And I've hung out with a lot of guys. Sometimes, I've heard females talked about. Never once -- not once! -- has it been about her arms. Not positively, not negatively -- just not at all.
Your arms do not, generally, cause us to stumble. Further, I don't think arms are mentioned in Song of Solomon, and there's some pretty strange stuff in there. Maybe they ARE mentioned, but that would just prove how bizarre Song of Solomon is.
Oh, we love arms -- just not your arms. Our own arms. Our own arms are pretty awesome. We do not want tickets to YOUR gun show. We ask you if you want tickets to our gun show. Our gun show is sexy.
We recognize society puts a lot of expectations on you, and we're part of that. So allow us to share with you: We don't care about your dumb arms.
Sincerely,
Us Guys
