Dear President Obama,
How are you? I am fine.
I wanted to get back to you about those interviews you requested awhile back. Like I said, I was pretty much full-up busy when you called. I already had interviews set up with the Whistling Champion and "Mr. Pets".
And I'm sorry I couldn't quite make out what your name was. I did catch the "I'm going to run for Senator," part, but wasn't even sure what party back then!
Anyway, I was reminded you'd requested an interview on my show when I saw you on T.V. I looked up and saw you on this screen, and saw you standing there with a nice suit on, and I think your wife was there, too, and -- yeah, I'm picturing it now -- I think you were being sworn in as President of the United States.
So, like, when do you want to do the interview? I'm pretty flexible now.
P.S. -- I "hope" we can talk soon! -- That's a little reference to your campaign slogan-thing! I "hope" you liked that! :) :) :)
P.P.S. -- I can't do it on Wednesdays. We have a staff meeting. And please not after 1 p.m., because that's when I like to go home for the day and maybe go swimming. Thanks!