Dear Target: Please Try Harder

Dear Target,

You haven't been trying hard enough.  Unfortunately, there remain at least three, maybe four, little children who haven't been traumatized by your Halloween decor yet. 

Yes, certainly, you've tried.  You've placed the toddler-bee costumes across from, say, this, but I think there's more that you can do.  This is a nice touch, and so is this, and this, and that, and I saw a little one visibly shaking at this, so that's a start.

Shamefully, though, you're only employing the visual sense to traumatize.  Please consider using Target's P.A. system.  Perhaps choking screams...?  You can figure it out. 

Kids need to confront images from their most horrific nightmares, and they need to do it up close, when mom is making their weekly run for Triscuits.   Dangling heads and such will help the kids to lighten up, before they turn six and we can take them to see Saw IV.

Thank you, Target!