Kamp Krusty's First-Ever Theme Week: Gird Yourself

I'll be unable to post next week.  I'll be Christian Cruising.

So I'm going to time-release some posts, one each day, that will amaze and provoke.

I give you:  The Most Disturbing Album Covers Ever. 

A local paper brought up the subject, so I thought I'd hand-pick my personal faves.  I will not be here, but they -- they will not, can not, be stopped.  They are timed to upload themselves onto Kamp Krusty, punishing readers like a slow, time-release drip. 

The first Disturbing Album Covers drop on Monday.  Gird yourself.

Comments

[Monica Battaile]

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Stop it...I'm in tears already...

[Matt]

For some reason "Gird yourself" sounds dirty to me...

[Brant]

Matt, that's probably because you started thinking about your loins.

But I wasn't talking about your loins. Not *everything* is about Matt's loins.

Sheesh.

[cool dad]

Girdle in place and ready!

[Samuel Adams]

The Free Indeed cover is on the same label as a guy who preached about the fallen angel Lucifer!
The preacher was on a dark album cover. He looked like Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows! I kid you not.
-Sam

[Da Bears Fan]

Honk If You Love The Wauhobs!

[Seth Ward]

Heeeeey. Ken is a wonderful man and an avid collector of endangered forest animals. His taxidermy collection of mating Red squirrels is truly a marvel! I also hear the hair on his back faintly resembles the Madonna and Child. He won't show it though because he is afraid of causing the ladies to stumble.

His touching rendition of "Sometimes When We Touch" arranged for voice, lute, and harpsichord is the best because he breaks into the chorus of He's Alive at the end. Chills. Every. Time.

[Jeremiah]

Hey Brant, does this mean your high school band picture will be showing up sometime during this "Gird" release ?