"Hi, Brant, my name is Brafasdf;kj Oaweafalk. I'm on my car phone right now, hope you can hear me okay. I wanted to see if we could talk on your show about an issue in Springfield that's important right now and -- "
"Hey man, I appreciate it. Seriously, though, I'm real busy, and we've got a lot going on on the show these days, so if you could call me back sometime -- "
"Yeah, I could do that. I think your listeners would be interested."
"Cool. Yeah, we're just kinda busy."
"Okay, no problem. I'll call you some other time."
"Hey, this is Brant..."
"Brant, I don't know if you remember me, but my name is Baweroaabv Oadfgag and I'd love to be on the show and talk about the tax issue right now and --"
"Uh, yeah, sure...I remember you. I think. Anyway, we're loaded, man, so I appreciate you calling but we've got a pretty full show right now so I'm real sorry."
"Oh -- okay, no problem. I understand."
"Okay, sorry about that, but I'm just real busy right now. Really. We've got a lot of important interviews lined up, and -- you know."
"Hey, no problem. Maybe some other time...?"
"Sure, man. Sure. How do you say your name again?"
"Buh-ROCK. It's spelled B-a-r-a-c-k. Obama."
"Cool. Barack. Take it easy."
"Okay, thanks anyway."