Is he going to heaven or hell?
I will now answer this definitively, in plain terms, so that there is no lingering question about where I stand on this. This is a black-and-white issue, and deserves a plain-speaking, informed response.
So let there be no confusion, and let me speak, openly and boldly, full of truth, with absolute, crystal-clarity. Let the stand I take be unmistakable:
How in THE heck would I know?