Kamp Krusty Takes a Stand

I'm going to take a stand on a question posed to me, regarding the Muslim Jesus-follower I wrote about a couple posts down:

Is he going to heaven or hell?

I will now answer this definitively, in plain terms, so that there is no lingering question about where I stand on this.  This is a black-and-white issue, and deserves a plain-speaking, informed response. 

So let there be no confusion, and let me speak, openly and boldly, full of truth, with absolute, crystal-clarity.  Let the stand I take be unmistakable:

How in THE heck would I know?