I went running, and I had a towel in my hand, and my glasses were in the towel, and I wanted to dry my eyes, but the ear-handle-thing from my glasses was sticking out, and I didn't see it, and when I raised my hand to my face, I shoved the ear-handle-thing up my nose, all the way. All the way.
I went running, and my glasses went deep into my sinuses, and, from what I could tell, behind my eye. I went running, and I think I did what I normally don't do during my run, which is to say, I think I touched my brain from the inside.
Half my face started crying. I went running, and I felt like someone just punched the inside my face.
I've included an Action Picture above.