I Want to Have a Big Awesome Web Argument!!!!
Let's fight!!!
Let's argue about whatever!! Right here, in this comments thread!!!!!
Seriously!!! I think it would be fun!!!!
Let's have the hugest, most un-productive, flame-y comment thread in history!!! I'll get it started!!!
I disagree with this post!
But you stink even worse! You're way too liberal and/or conservative or whatever!
Yep. No wonder America is going to heck. You, and your stinky self, both stink.
Posted by: Brant | January 11, 2008 at 09:58 AM
This is not even worth arguing about - b/c you'd just be WRONG! Oh - your momma dresses you funny too!
Posted by: Just Matt | January 11, 2008 at 10:24 AM
YEAH WELL YOU APPARENTLY HAVEN'T READ THAT CLEMENT OF ALEXANDRIA SAID YOUR POINT OF VIEW WAS WAAAAAY LAME.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY READING BOOKS FOR ONCE.
Posted by: Brant | January 11, 2008 at 10:34 AM
CLEMENT OF ALEXANDRIA?!?!?!?!?!? So I guess SCRIPTURE isn't GOOD enough for us anymore!!!! I never wanted to judge, no matter how much I enjoy it, but I knew there was something ROMISH about you!!!!
Posted by: Bob Sacamento | January 11, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Way to go. Really?! You think any of us really understand what you're talking about to begin with with this whole "BIG ARGUMENT THING?" I've argued about a lot of stuff but I've got to disagree with just about everything you said in this post. Except for the smelly part. Jeepers creepers! Clarity. We need more clarity.
Posted by: Jeff | January 11, 2008 at 10:42 AM
HEY EVERYBODY...IN THE WORDS OF JOHN PIPER AND BRIAN MCLAREN: BOB STINKS!!!
Jeff -- Clarity??!?!!?!? How "clarity" is this: YOU STINK AT BOB-LIKE LEVELS.
Posted by: Brant | January 11, 2008 at 10:43 AM
I refuse to participate. This whole thread is just plain stupid.
Posted by: Cpt. Crayon | January 11, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Oh, and my last post wasn't stupid???
Oh yes, my friend, you shall participate. Oh yes.
And how.
Posted by: Brant | January 11, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Wow. Wow. Just wow.
Posted by: Randy McRoberts | January 11, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Arguing is for idiots.
Posted by: Jim | January 11, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Jesus argued, Jim.
Posted by: Brant | January 11, 2008 at 11:01 AM
Oh, so now you're comparing yourself to Jesus? Nice.
Posted by: Misty | January 11, 2008 at 11:06 AM
"Misty" thinks she's hot snot on a silver platter, but she's really cold boogers on a paper plate.
Posted by: Brant | January 11, 2008 at 11:16 AM
It's tough to argue with logic. The kind of logic that would say, "YOU STINK AT BOB-LIKE LEVELS." It's as difficult as say, Sir Edmund Hillary's fight for the summit of Everest (God rest his soul). Nevertheless,
1. Bob stinks at Bob-like levels.
2. Brandt's "shower of 1985" wore off sometime in 1992. At least that's what Ravi Zacharias told me over lunch yesterday.
3. In the words of Charles Haddon Spurgeon, "Cpt. Crayon stinks like decade old gym socks."
Posted by: Jeff | January 11, 2008 at 11:22 AM
I like paper plates.
Your accordion smells funny.
Posted by: TheBob | January 11, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Seriously, you want a flame war? Here goes...
You're the saddest, poor excuse for a blogger I've ever seen, you chromosome-deficient, uber-impotent, rat-faced tard-popsicle.
You always talk about how buff you are. If you're a body builder, Quasimodo is a former Mr. Universe, you full-of-yourself baboon butt-ugly bulbous babbling baffled boob.
You're the kind of pathological liar who even lies in a blog comment. You're a neo-Nazi, fundamentalist militant Republican-voting mega scumbag.
You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd.
Oh, and stop lying about your height. A circus dwarf is not 'average.' Lying won't get you on the good rides in Disney. Since when did Pregnant Water Buffalo Size become 'Average'?
Professional broadcaster, my butt. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, uber-incompetent twit.
Oh, and another thing.. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are.
There, how was that? Love ya!
Posted by: Patch | January 11, 2008 at 11:25 AM
I respectfully submit that your [insert something you care about here - like favorite political candidate, pet, toaster, etc.] dresses (and dances) like Dexy's Midnight Runners in the Come On Eileen video.
Ha! Now try to get that song out of your head!
Posted by: Mr. Hussel | January 11, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Thing I previously said that were complimentary in nature.... were not true.
Burn!
Posted by: tim | January 11, 2008 at 11:45 AM
At least cold boogers are safe for our environment and dont fill up landfills.
Kevin
Posted by: Kevin Kitzmiller | January 11, 2008 at 11:47 AM
You could possibly be mentally retarded or maybe an inbred mongoloid. More than likely you are the kind of poor white trash who barely graduated High School and thinks the government owes you something. Whatever the cause of your ignorance you are clearly an utter and complete moron. You understand nothing about political science, or economics. The Democrats have been promising idiots like you a loaf of bread for 32 years. You are a beggar. Are you really stupid enough to believe that John Kerry was going to tax his wife's fortune to give you something? The Clinton administration was the benefactor of Reaganomics which afforded him the opportunity to chase tail all day long and do nothing for his country. Carter was an idiot from the same gene-pool you came from. At least Republican ideology gives a person the ability to earn something instead of expect something. Anyway I'm not a Republican. If you could read, you would know that. If there is a member of your family who is proficient in English have them read the commentary below to you. You might just learn something.
Posted by: Doug Hannah | January 11, 2008 at 11:49 AM
wow. just wow.
Posted by: Doug Hannah | January 11, 2008 at 11:49 AM
Brant you are so crazy!!!!!!! LOVE YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Doug Hannah | January 11, 2008 at 11:51 AM
You guys are out of control! Don't you realize it is this kind of division that makes the world just laugh at us?
When are we all going to learn to be more humble and charitable? I for one am humble and charitable enough to realize that you all don't have the same level of understanding as I have been blessed with and if God chose to bless you as much as He has me, then there would be no way that you could continue believing your obviously rediculous viewpoints.
And Brant, you should have asked your mother to teach you how to wipe your face without shoving your glasse up your nose and causing even more brain damage while she was picking out those funny looking clothes she dresses you in.
Posted by: George C | January 11, 2008 at 11:52 AM
This kind of petty infighting is why Christians have lost their witness. Where is the forgiveness and humility? The candle in the darkenss? Why are you wasing time commenting in a blog when you could be doing ministry? Take me, for example. I am way to busy doing the Lord's work to participate in something like this!
Posted by: Troy | January 11, 2008 at 11:54 AM
you play baseball like a GIRL!
Posted by: Daniel | January 11, 2008 at 11:57 AM