I Have No Title for This

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[chris, living in a Kentucky cartoon]

You are evil, man.

[Doug Hannah]

The first rule of our church's Sunday School: If you are the first one to show up, alone in the class, and you hear a strange noise upstairs, DON'T go investigate.

Rule #2: Keep your spark plugs on your truck well-maintained at all times. Should you ever need to make a quick escape, you'll want 'er to start right up.

[Just Matt]

the guy in the hocky mask is priceless - you my friend are a modern day Picaso

[euphrony]

I see yer problem: you have a punch bowl for Sunday morning refreshments!? That so labels you as aristocratic elitists. Dump the punch and get a Starbucks®, dude – the crowds always go for lattes and scones.

[A non]

I see someone so busy hanging with the "in guy" that they don't see the pain all around them.

[Note from Brant: ALL great art prompts a variety of visceral reactions.]

[Bill Kinnon]

Why does the guy talking, with the fishy-T, have only four fingers?

[Note from Brant: Bill, this will, no doubt, be the subject of conjecture for generations. I will leave you to ponder the meaning. Suffice it to say, I defy convention, and strict literalist interpretation. Disappointingly bourgeouis of you, to be honest. Now, if you'll excuse me...]

[Bob Sacamento]

Why is the guy in the hockey mask the only one with a complete head?

[chris, living in a Kentucky cartoon]

I suspect, dear friends, that in the future art critics will realize that in fact this is a self-portrait...

[Sue]

Oh, it's a hockey mask, is it? I thought it was a Hannibal Lecter mask for a minute.

Funny how he in his mask is the only one who has a fully formed face. The rest of them strangely have all had the left side of their faces blown off with a shotgun.

[Mark]

You can't jam eyeglasses up your nose with a hockey mask on. Good thinking!!

[cool dad]

I guess that settles the church security debate.

[Just Matt]

Let's say the two guys having this conversation are named Randy and Stu - Here is Randy's response to Stu's above mentioned statement:

Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive Declining numbers at church. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.

Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.

Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.

Stu: I'm gettin' another beer(we're assuming Stu & Randy are reformed) you want one?

Randy: Yeah, sure.

Stu: I'll be right back.

Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

Stu: Why is that guy wearing a hockey mask?

Randy: Exactly

[Steve_11]

I will take the magnanimous approach that you guys are doing church outreach to the hockey-mask crowd.

That turns off and scares some of your more fledgling "members", as it were. Thus the decreasing numbers.

But if you can reach just one hockey-mask wearer.......

Did not Jesus have some of that same problem, you know, with the lepers and the likes?
Some of his followers got a little squeamish around the less-than-desirables that Jesus spent His time with.

I think that picture of yours truely depicts our Lord Jesus Christ, and it should officially replace the traditional image - you know - long haired, bearded, sharp-featured slender man either in a white robe or on a cross.

Bonus! Much less likely that people will see this image and then flock to worship it on a windowscreen or a piece of toast.

[Patch]

To paraphrase Jesus - That which you do unto the man in the hockey mask, you do unto me.

I remember having a thought one time... Who are our modern day lepers and how does the church treat them? Murders, sex offenders, crack heads, politicians?

All of the above make me just a little nervous. But... so did the lepers.

[albert]

It's Jason from Halloween 12 or 13. 13 would be more evil so, it's probably that one. I also think I noticed 3 threes in the drawing which is half of 666 so, this picture is only half evil.