About All That Stuff I Said...? Here Are Some Disabled Chihuahua Puppies

Hey, if you're ticked at me for whatever (pick your favorite reason) -- I understand.

I'm ticked, too!  Remember when I gave Pagan Christianity a positive review?  Remember that cartoon with the Bible in the manger -- that whole thing?  Sheesh.  Burns me up, too.  Who do I think I am?  Ticks me off.  I'm writing me a firmly worded --

Oh!  But wook:  Disabled chihuahua puppies! 

Comments

[Donna W]

I've been reading some of your older posts. I had already checked out various reviews of "Pagan Christianity". I think the reason so many churches are endorsing "cell groups" is that people feel like nobody knows them inside a big church. I haven't been going to church lately myself. I'm reading my Bible, I'm praying, and I'm asking God to show me where I should go to church. So far, I haven't received an answer. I wish someone nearby would start a "house Church", or whatever you want to call it. It sounds great.

[jeff]

You're a horrible person, using the disabled for your own personal needs. Sick, you're just sick. Cancel my subscription.

[Dr Fin]

Finally! A chihuahua you don't have to shake off your leg! May their tribe increase!

I think these could become very, very popular.

[Da Bears Fan]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, dem wittle puppies r sooooo....are sooooooo...are so wububble!

[Sam Adams (Yes, just like the beer)]

Brant, Wahoo, now I can comment! It is the electronic condoms they put on the computers at work that have kept me silent. Oh, is that offensive? Make that "I can't comment at work due to the extensive security measures used to make sure valuable resources are properly used and that there is no unintentional export of technology."
I'm still working on that passage in the Bible that talks about eating meat sacrificed to pagan gods, not offending brothers, etc. I get offended by the spam forwarded to me by well-meaning Christians seeking to inspire me (to do what, I'm not sure.
Now about those chihuahuas - I thought that was a casting call for the Bionic Dog. Or taken from yet another inspirational e-mail about to find its way into my gmail account.
-Sam

[keith]

Dude, I got this in my inbox recently. You gotta check this out!!!

> > >MR-Received: by mta SASW49; Relayed; Mon, 15 Jan 2001 06:21:12 -0400
> > >MR-Received: by mta GISV54; Relayed; Mon, 15 Jan 2001 06:17:04 -0400
> > >Alternate-recipient: prohibited
> > >Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 06:21:18 -0400 (EDT)
> > >From: "Jason R. Fincher"
> > >Subject: FWD: Free Dogs!
> > >To: "Minh Q. Ngo" ,
> > > "Michael V. Yoder" ,
> > > "Derek R. Morris"
> > >Cc: "Martha I. Ervin" ,
> > > Jana Beth Shoun ,
> > > "Nicole L. Williams"
> > >Posting-date: Mon, 15 Jan 2001 06:21:20 -0400 (EDT)
> > >Importance: normal
> > >Priority: normal
> > >UA-content-id: E334IZY1DVL2
> > >X400-MTS-identifier: [;21126051709991/15124@SASW49]
> > >A1-type: MAIL
> > >Hop-count: 2
> > >
> > > I don't usually send these, but this one is too good to pass up.
> > > Let's save those chihuahuas!
> > >
> > >> From: Thomas Owen
> > >> Sent: Sunday, Jan 14, 2001 3:35 PM
> > >> To: Nimitt Chudasama;
> > >> Mark Korbieh;
> > >> Paul Callahan
> > >> Subject: Fwd: Free Dogs!
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Whoa guys, I just can't believe this is real! You just HAVE to send this
> > >> out :)
> > >>
> > >> ----------- Forwarded by Thomas Owen on 07/14/01 03:36 PM -----------
> > >> >
> > >> >--part1_6e074a42.24a18f27_boundary
> > >> >Content-Type: message/rfc822
> > >> >Content-Disposition: inline
> > >> >
> > >> >Return-Path:
> > >> >Received: from rly-za05.mx.tacobell.com (rly-za05.mail.tacobell.com [172.31.36.101])
> > >> >by air-za03.mx.tacobell.com (v59.51) with SMTP; Sun, 31 Dec 2000 15:38:04
> > >> >Received: from smtp1.mindspring.com (smtp1.mindspring.com [207.69.200.31])
> > >> > by rly-za05.mx.tacobell.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/tacobell-4.0.0)
> > >> > with ESMTP id PAA07536;
> > >> > Sun, 31 Dec 2000 15:38:00 -0400 (EDT)
> > >> >Received: from paco-chihuahua (user-.dialup.mindspring.com [207.69.170.240])
> > >> > by smtp1.mindspring.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id PAA21222;
> > >> > Sun, 31 Dec 2000 15:37:50 -0400 (EDT)
> > >> >Message-Id: <3.0.1.32.19990621092307.007ade90@pop.mindspring.com>
> > >> >X-Sender: paco@pop.mindspring.com
> > >> >X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.1 (32)
> > >> >Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2000 09:23:07 -0500
> > >> >To: grande@chihuahua.com, pico@mexico.com, doggie@pound.com
> > >> >
> > >> >From: Paco Chihuahua@tacobell.com
> > >> >Mime-Version: 1.0
> > >> >Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
> > >> >Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
> > >> >
> > >> > Yeah man, this has to be for real, check it out! I'm sure not going
> > >> > to take my chances!
> > >> >
> > >> >>Return-path:
> > >> >>Received: from mail.multipro.com ([12.13.128.9])
> > >> >> by gemini.tntech.edu (PMDF V5.2-31 #30682)
> > >> >> with ESMTP id <01YW8X203G@gemini.tntech.edu>; Fri, 7 May 2000 01:09:11 CDT
> > >> >>Received: from multipro.com (ippool.cville.multipro.com [12.13.135.86])
> > >> >> by mail.multipro.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id BAA04800; Fri,
> > >> >> 07 May 2000 01:11:46 -0500 (CDT)
> > >> >>Date: Fri, 07 May 2000 01:19:05 -0500
> > >> >>From: Chico Caliente
> > >> >>Subject: [Fwd: Free Dogs!]
> > >> >>>To: grande@chihuahua.com, pico@mexico.com, doggie@pound.com
> > >> >>Message-id: <373285D9.A2940376@multipro.com>
> > >> >>MIME-version: 1.0
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Bob,
> > >> >> I called the Chihuahua Shack up my darn self! IT'S FOR REAL!!! Now
> > >> >> I'm rollin in Chihuahuas!!
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>Received: from multipro.com (ippool.cville.multipro.com [12.13.135.86])
> > >> >> by mail.multipro.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id BAA04800; Fri,
> > >> >> 07 May 2000 01:11:46 -0500 (CDT)
> > >> >> Date: Fri, 07 May 2000 01:19:05 -0500
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Dear Person:
> > >> >> In response to the recent merger of Taco Bell and Paco's Mexican
> > >> >> Chihuahua Shack, and in order to help save the lives of thousands
> > >> >> (maybe even millions!!) of homeless Chihuahuas, Taco Bell &
> > >> >> Chihuahua Inc. have begun breeding Chihuahuas as fast as they can to
> > >> >> give away! All you have to
> > >> >> do is send this email to a friend and you'll get a free Chihuahua!!!
> > >> >> NO JOKE!! For every person that
> > >> >> friend sends the email to, you'll receive another free Chihuahua and
> > >> >> for every person they send it to,
> > >> >> you'll receive another, and so forth and so on.
> > >> >> I tried this myself by sending it to 5 of my friends and just a couple
> > >> >> days later I got a call from a Taco Bell and Chihuahua Inc. representative
> > >> >> wanting my shipping address. I gave it to him and 3 days later I got 5
> > >> >> packages! Yep, my Chihuahuas!!
> > >> >> And now with all my good friends sending these emails out, I have 506
> > >> >> Chihuahuas and counting!! Hard to believe, huh?
> > >> >> Well although it sounds like it's too good to be true, it's for
> > >> >> real!! Don't hesitate or you could miss out when
> > >> >> they run out of Chihuahuas! So send this immediately before you
> > >> >> forget!! Let's get those Chihuahuas!!!!!!!
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>Paco Chihuahua
> > >> >>>>Paco's Mexican Chihuahua Shack
> > >> >>>>206 Taco Drive
> > >> >>>>Chihuahua, Mexico 43515
> > >> >>>>Voice: (451) 838-8346, fax: (451) 838-7385
> > >> >>>>E-mail: paco@chihuahua.com
> > >>
> > >>

[Jeremy]

What is going on? Is someone making keychains with lucky chihuahua front paws? And where can I get one?

[karenkool]

Awwww. OK, Brant. All is forgiven!

Baaaaahahhaha*snort*hahahaaa.

[amy]

You know, i hadn't thought about it but you're right. You are pretty offensive.

[mark]

If they took off the wheels and put on lint rollers, I'd think you'd really have something there.

[freebiebeebe]

I'm sorry Brant you have frustrated the "grace" many of us had for you and nothing not even these widdle chihuahua's can undo the damage you have done to our poor weak minds. If you could have seen the look of horror on my mother in laws face when I served that chocolate chex mix stuff with the twice bitten candy bar. Well it's going to take a lot more crippled dogs maybe even some cats,birds and a couple of one legged kangaroos to undo that one my friend!!

[Just Matt]

If this isn't the biggest bait and switch ever...I come looking for another web battle and you give me...you give me.. Chihuahuas?! Injured ones at that! Let me guess...next you are going to want to tell me about Jesus, right?! : )

[Brandy]

I can't believe you would just...awwww, wook at the wittle puppy wuppies.

What was I saying?

[Elmo Q. Shangnaster]

Yeah, I'll forgive you...when these puppy wuppies on wheels pack a 454 big block with NOS, a 400 tranny and traction bars.

Let's get these dawgs movin'!!!!!!!

[Jeannie]

Well, I wasn't ticked until you posted a picture of dogs and the stupid cat jumped on the keyboard to have a swipe at them.

[karenkool]

Ok, the comment about the little lucky front paw chihuahua key chains... [bah haaaa] sick sick sick.

[ChestertonianRambler]

Chiuauas are unnecessary.

The Awesomeness picture of your previous post covers a far greater multitude of sins.

[Monica Battaile]

They need to have flames painted on the side of their little rollers so it looks like they're moving really, really fast...

Yeah, my dog hates me...unless it's meal-time...

[RevJeff]

Oh, I get it now,

At first I thought it was an ad for taco bell's allnight drive up window...

[Matt Wedel]

Umm...

Seems like you could make one wheel slightly smaller than the other so they couldn't run away.

What if one of those guys starts going down a steep hill? Can they really stop?

If you do this for a dachshund, do you have to put an extra set of wheels in the middle?

So many questions...

[nancy]

you have a lot of time on your hands, don't you?

[albert]

Are people really still ticked at you about the Viola (i like to pronounce his name vwa-la) book? That's dumb.

[Mr. Hussel]

Chee-wa-wa Monster Truck Rally!

[Patch]

Makes me wonder if that "lucky Chihuahua foot" I have on my key chain, isn't really all that lucky after all.

[Patch]

Yo Quiero frenos!