Question for Quiet Reflection

Question:

How many 5 year-olds could you fight off, before you were knocked out?

Please, consider.

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Doug asked it of me yesterday.  I debated it at length last night at our church dinner gathering, and then again at lunch today. 

Stipulations: 

1)  The walled arena is the size of an NBA basketball court. 

2)  The kids get one day of training from a martial artist

3)  No holds barred;  they're allowed to bite.

4)  You start in the middle.  Kids are randomly dispersed to begin, and represent cross section of demos, shapes, and sizes.

I say 25-30, tops.  Shawn, former Army rugby player, says "hundreds".  Ragin' Cajun Mike Bourque says, "unlimited", which is patently absurd, in my opinion.  I think you'd get tired, get kicked, double over, and eventually get knocked out. 

They can kick really hard.  I know this for to be a fact.

Please, offer your well-considered opinions.  This is a safe place;  there are no wrong answers here, besides Mike Bourque's.