Look, you'll either get this, and think it's funny, or you won't.
If you don't: No problem. You probably had a happy childhood. We can still be friends and stuff.
If you do: I love you. You are my people, and I am yours. Your childhood was not so easy, but that's okay, because we now have each other. We are BFF, regardless of your free will.
The irony is, I've never -- ever -- laughed at a "Garfield" strip. But now there's a whole community of "de-Garfers", doing a worthy work: They simply remove everything Garfield "says". All his thought balloons are deleted, and remarkably, the strips become priceless.
The rhythm is pitch-perfect. And rhythm, unlike a surprise punch line, is always funny. That's why the caveman commercials are worth watching over and over and over.
Anyway, like I say, you may think it's stupid. But my whole family and I can just stare at all of them and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. We've got some problems.