This morning, on my show, I kept squeezing the air-pump thing that blows up my exercise ball. It makes a squealing sound. I made this noise a lot. It was fun.
I then got an email from some online listeners, some students in a classroom in Scotland, asking me to knock it off, or they were tuning to BBC-3.
I annoyed people all the way in SCOTLAND, man. What I was doing was so grating, so deeply unnerving, that the youth of Scotland asked me to stop it.